Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
~Oscar Wilde
Friday Funnies: Oscar Wilde
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
~Oscar Wilde
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
~Unknown
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
~Wilson Mizner
Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try.
~Jack Canfield
Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong
~Unknown
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
~Unknown